Monday, August 23, 2010

Because Patrick is a whiney slut... Book 9

The Return of the King - J.R.R. Tolkien

This book took me forever to read. Or, it did if you consider I technically started it 2 years ago and put it aside and just left it. But man, you have to be in the mood for The Lord of the Rings. These are no before bed books. One paragraph about trees and the sky and the landscape and I'm out.

I get that Tolkien was going for something with all his description, he was trying to recreate Middle Earth so we (the readers) could be completely immersed in the world he created. And I'm sure it worked for a lot of people.  I know Mordor was scary and Hobbiton was quaint and lovely but I can only read about the landscape for so long. Once we've hit a few lines of this, I'm done. The trees, the sky, the water, the clouds, the stars, the lack thereof... oi.

 So I'm going to start looking for an abridged version of these books. Because they're great. The story is really wonderful and the characters are amazing and I, of course, found myself crying at the end of The Return of the King because it made me just that happy and sad all at once. But I can't enjoy them when entire chapters are dedicated to traveling and telling me how bleak everything was.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Book 9... is going slow.

Book number 9 is going pretty slowly, for a few reasons:

1) It's a real BRICK of a book. Not that it's big but word-heavy. I have trouble getting back into it sometimes, and it's not something I can read when I'm tired or not thinking clearly.
2) I have been really tired.
3) I have a new phone that's absorbing a lot of my attention! I just can't seem to stop tapping away at it, even when there's nothing to be done on it. "Emails checked, no texts, no calls, nothing new on facebook... I better check again just in case!"

I'll get there, but I'm not keeping my usual pace and that's disheartening.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Off topic: Bitching about Blogger

Once upon a time I was an Open Diary fan. I wrote regularly, made wonderful relationships, and generally wasted a lot of time there. They had a fun little feature where you could click "random diary" and you'd get something that was recently updated. I met some great people through randomizing, and I never knew what I would find.

I thought the "Next Blog"  feature would be something like that... an entirely random blog would come up and I could decide whether or not to read said blog. Well, it seems to me that it's not so random. I keep getting "family" blogs, mostly moms sharing pictures of their kids..... or missionary blogs, spreading "the word".

It would be one thing if  I only got these blogs occasionally in a mix of everything else, but.... WTF? I don't need to read "my problems with fertility" for 15 blogs in a row before getting thrown into the midst of LDS missionaries in Japan complaining that the new person that they met is an unbeliever and needs converting for another 10.

So what's going on here? Is this a sign that I need to procreate and go back to church? If so, I'll just quit the internet entirely. Are the blogs in "strings", where when you click "next" it has something to do with previous blogs? Did my posting "The Nanny" and "The Lost Symbol" doom me to being strung in next to soccer moms and bible thumpers? Or is there just THAT many blogs devoted to children and Jesus that I am doomed to hit "Next Blog" and surely get one?

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Book 7 and 8

Stevenson Under the Palm Trees - Alberto Manguel

SUTPT is a novella about Robert Louis Stevenson's final days in Samoa. Best known for writing The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Stevenson moved his family to Samoa due to his ill health. This little piece of fiction is called a psychological thriller. Psychological, yes. Thriller? Naah. It could have reached that point with a little more action and probably another 100 pages (the book is only about 100 pages in all) but for me it ended up just being a little book about nothing. Maybe I missed some subtle nuances to the writing, but over all it just wasn't that exciting.

What Manguel did VERY well was paint the picture of Stevenson's Samoa. I could almost taste the tropical humidity.


The Lost Symbol - Dan Brown

Our good friend Robert Langdon is back and apparently can't keep himself out of trouble. Isn't he getting too old for these shenanigans? Langdon's good friend in Washington asks him to fly out to give a speech at an event he's hosting, but it's a bit rushed - Langdon has to hop on a jet to arrive that evening as the arranged speaker had to back out last minute. Langdon is such a good guy he agrees and hilarity ensues. Oh, that's not right, of course there's no hilarity! There's mystery, codes to solve, murder, and a race around Washington. So, typical stuff for Dan Brown.

If you liked The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons, you'll probably like the Lost Symbol. Although the read went quickly for me, it isn't as easy to immerse yourself in, and I found it a little difficult at first. There are some parts that drag and I've heard some people even call it "bloated" but I don't know if I'd go that far.

The "BIG HUGE SHOCK" at the end is no big huge shock and I actually had it picked out right at the beginning. And the end of the book really is longer than it needs to be.

My big complaint is this: How many times do you need to say "esoteric" in a book, Dan? In one part he used it twice in the same sentence! Get a thesaurus, man.

I did enjoy the Lost Symbol, but not nearly as much as Angels and Demons, by far his best book of tree. I'm glad I own Angels and Demons, and I'm glad I borrowed The Lost Symbol.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Book 5 and 6

My wonderful Samwise reminded me a book I missed in July, so that's one more for the count.

Still Alice - Lisa Genova

Ever wondered what descending into Alzheimer's Disease would be like? It's something I try not to think about, personally. But Lisa Genova paints the most amazing picture of just that. The worrying, the confusion, and the eventual realization that you're losing yourself completely. The challenges it presents to family members. Terrifying, but really wonderfully written.

Though this was a pretty fast read and it's not a long book, don't confuse it for a light read in the least. If nothing else, it helped cement my decision that if I were to be diagnosed with something like Alzheimer's I'd go be lawfully euthanized in the Netherlands.

Lisa Genova self published Still Alice and through social media turned it into a NY Times best seller.
http://www.stillalice.blogspot.com/

The Nanny - Melissa Nathan

So, this is total chick lit. You like a light, cute, girly novel, then you'll probably like it. If you don't, then you wont. Pretty simple.

Jo Green is a nanny in the quiet  Niblet-Upon-Avon who comes across a job listing for a cosmopolitan family in London. She's 20-something (a younger 20-something than myself, ugh), pretty and a little tired of her quiet life. She becomes indispensable to her new charges and, who would have thought, the dad has a son from a previous marriage who is handsome and also 20-something. Yeah, the formula holds true in this one.  Of course, things go awry and Jo and elder son (Josh) hate-love-hate-love-hate-love until it alllll works out perfectly in the end. How nice.

But here's what important about this book: There are truly some laugh out loud moments, pockets of hilarity that don't always have anything to do with the story line that completely caught me off guard. Those little moments are completely wonderful, a real treat. The other important thing about this book was I managed to not hate the children. Kids in media generally have the same effect on me as they do in life. They're annoying and generally cause more work than necessary (When Lily puts Carrie's cell phone in her little purse in the SATC movie? Ugggh), but not in The Nanny.  The kids are cutely written, and their parts in the story (along with the other characters) are written from their point of view. Cassie's social troubles at school with the manipulative Arabella, Zak's new found obsession with his wiener, Tallulah's instant affections for Jo.

In summary? Chick lit with some pleasant surprises, but it's still chick lit. Don't read it if you're expecting anything different.

****
Book count: 6/50

Thursday, August 5, 2010

July 2010 - The books I read (at least, the ones I remember reading)

Practical Demon Keeping - Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore is a fairly new favourite of mine. One of the girls at work turned me on to him with A Dirty Job and I'm always happy when she lends me another one of his. Gotta love a friend with books! Mr. Moore is funny in the wackiest way possible. You have a problem with penis jokes, swearing or the occult? Don't read his books. You like the quirky, the weird, the completely ubsurd? Don't walk, RUN to your nearest book store.

Essentially, the unwitting keeper of an ancient demon ends up in a quiet California tourist town, looking for the only way to get the nasty thing off his back. Hilarity ensues.

Okay, maybe not hilarity. This one did not make me laugh out loud all that much, but it was still amusing and well worth the read.

The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove - Christopher Moore

What a lucky lass I am, getting to read two Moore books in a row. I unfortunately read them in the wrong order, and didn't realize that TLLoMC came after Demon Keeping. Set in the same sleepy coastal town, but about 10 years after the whole demon debacle. Only a couple of characters carry through and not in any major way, so reading them in the wrong order didn't really ruin anything for me.

TLLoMC is pretty hilarious. A prehistoric shape shifting lizard makes sweet love to a gas truck. Need I say more? Probably not. Go read Christopher Moore.

The Washingtonienne - Jessica Cutler

Ok so, if you don't read this book, you wont be missing anything. If you do read it, you wont feel like you wasted many hours of your life. I read The Washintonienne in one afternoon at the cottage. It was a light, fast read, and certainly the perfect thing if you're a chick who a) likes chick lit and b) are in the mood for something nasty. The short of it is, slutty beast runs around Washington boning everyone and blogs about it to keep her friends in the loop. She's found out, and her non-existent career is destroyed. I guess that's what happens when you're a slutbeast (and one on drugs to boot).

Serve with cheap flavoured wine and a lawn chair. And feel better that you left your slutbeast ways behind you like I did in high school.

The Historian - Elizabeth Kostova

Get ready for a long read with this one... over 800 pages in the paper back version that was lent to me. And let me say, I DID enjoy it, even if my little review doesn't seem that way.

This book is long, not just in pages but in terms of readability. The timeline in the book really hops around. Start in the 70's, move to the 50's, then to the 30's and back and forth and up and down and... you get the idea. Half the story is back story, and there's a lot of flowery and overly descriptive prose. Sometimes I had to put the book down just to absorb what I'd read.

You also bop around the world, Europe in particular. This is one area where the book is truly enjoyable, as you are immersed in the country where the characters are. The architecture, the food, the landscape is all wonderfully described, although often it's a little too much. I found myself comfortably skimming many longer paragraphs and I didn't feel like I missed anything in the process.

It took 300 pages for the story to really GO anywhere. It was easy to forget that this was supposed to be a book about vampires.

In short, I'm glad I'm the sort of person who insists on finishing the books they start, as there was much to enjoy in The Historian. But, you really do have to be dedicated to it.

****
Book count:  4/50

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

50 books in a year... the beginning.

I only recently came across this challenge and all I could think was.. PERFECT. I love to read and devour books pretty quickly. This is a challenge I can do!

Now, I'm probably going about his sort of... "wrong". I'm starting mid year, for one thing! And, even though this first post is in August I'm going to consider the start date as July 1, 2010. Seems like a good number and I sort of remember a few books that I read in July, so I'll include them. Honestly, I'm probably putting myself at a bit of a disadvantage, since I've forgotten a couple I read, I'm sure.

I'm going to put down a couple of rules for myself, also. All the books that I will include here will NOT be re-reads, at least not in the last 10 years. This gives me license to re-read A Midsummer Night's Dream by our good friend Willy S, as I haven't read it since 9th grade. The only exception to this will be the Harry Potter series, since I simply must re-read them before HP & The Deathly Hallows comes to theatre this fall. That's just how I am. I've re-read every Harry Potter book for the release of every book and movie. Yeah, I'm obsessive, DEAL WITH IT.

So, enjoy my babblings, uninteresting as they'll be, and I'll do my best to keep up with this whole blogging thing.